But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it....
Results showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.....
There was a job opening in the country’s most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul....
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into another sea creature?
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about.....
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.....
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake.......
She’s not ill or anything, but she could definitely get better.......
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers....
A man went to the doctor and said that he hadn’t been feeling very well recently.....
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.....
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn’t leave a number.......
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.....
Your better mind knows exactly how to manage your time better at work but a primal.....
It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.....
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up....
My jaw clenches when advertisement videos buffer. I huff and puff when stuck in a sluggish line at a coffee shop.....
A doctor, a lawyer, a little Boy Scout and an old man were out for a Sunday afternoon.....
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair......
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.....
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys......
The professor held an exam. He was in a good mood and the student that he questioned wasn’t prepared enough.....
I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute....
A group of psychiatrists was attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave....
Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.....
Think back to your childhood and try to recall some of the strongest memories.....
If you live in a house with three couches, none of which matches.....
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.....
Loaded looks. Repeated glances. Too much eye contact, or not enough....
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.....
A poll has uncovered the most irksome phrases colleagues write in emails. But what do they actually mean?
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent......
A boy went home from school. His homework was to put down the things his family said.....
A young man from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof”....
I don’t understand why prescription drug is allowed to be advertised on TV or why anyone would think....
With summer and its accompanying picnics and outdoor food fests fast approaching....
A ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town....
A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside....
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon.....
When buying a fragrance, there can be a lot to decipher — brand, price, type....
There are two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua.....
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say.....
Describe your problem:Now, describe the problem accurately: Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem...
A local business was looking for office help, so they put a sign in their window saying....
There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying out new things.....
Happiness is not a state as far as Aristotle is concerned; it’s an activity, and you just have to decide to become happier....
These are reportedly real answers to questions on Science tests...
Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high-tech corporation.....
