An alien in Lahore
A creature from another planet crash-landed in Pakistan recently (this is obviously most highly classified). Near Lahore, to be precise. He asked those he came into contact with about all the banners and flags he saw all around. Then the story of NA-122 was explained to him. Then he was
By our correspondents
October 16, 2015
A creature from another planet crash-landed in Pakistan recently (this is obviously most highly classified). Near Lahore, to be precise. He asked those he came into contact with about all the banners and flags he saw all around. Then the story of NA-122 was explained to him. Then he was told the story of dharnas and all the screaming and shouting and highly questionable language. Then he was told that Imran Khan made his name and earned his fame in cricket. And it was explained to him that cricket represented the pinnacle of fair play and good conduct in human affairs. Instead of researching life on Planet Earth any further he quickly repaired his ship and flew as far away as he could.
Sher Ali Khan
Mardan
Sher Ali Khan
Mardan
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