This is a brilliant idea!
China, Russia and Poland venture to space. China says it will go to Pluto because it’s the farthest. Russia says it will go to Jupiter because it’s the biggest. Poland says it will go to the Sun. Russia and China warn Poland that it will melt. It replies, “We’ll go at night.”
Mama likes chicken
Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift. The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked the most. She said they were all great, but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner the most.
Agree to disagree
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth and then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”
They need brains, not advice!
Two Pakistani brothers are travelling to Thailand. Before they leave home, their dad gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them, Thai cab drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t you go paying them what they ask for, instead you haggle.” At the Bangkok airport, they catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, “That’ll be 15 baht, lads.” “Oh, no you don’t,” says one of the brothers. “My dad warned me about you. You’ll only be getting 15 baht from me and 15 baht from my brother.”
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