The delivery man bows deeply and says, “We put exactly what you ordered on the phone, sir. It’s pepper only”
An Italian businessman goes to Indonesia for a business trip. He hates Indonesian food, so he asked the concierge in the hotel, “Is there any restaurant where I can find Italian food here?” The concierge says, “You’re lucky, Sir! A new pizza restaurant just opened and they also deliver.” The businessman asks for the restaurant’s number, goes back to his room, and orders the pizza.
30 minutes later, the delivery person shows up with the pizza. He takes the pizza and eats it. Suddenly he’s sneezing uncontrollably and shouting to the delivery person, “What did you put on this pizza?!”
The delivery man bows deeply and says, “We put exactly what you ordered on the phone, sir. It’s pepper only”
Once there was a man who went to an exotic country and came across a stall selling handmade handheld fans. He asked for the prettiest and longest-lasting one and the owner charged him a whopping $1,000! After using it the first time, it broke so he took it back for a refund.
The owner listened to the complaints and finally asked him how he used the fan. The man demonstrated flapping the fan as one would normally do.
Then the owner said, “Ah! No wonder! You have been using the fan wrong. This is the way to use it.”
Then, he held the fan and frantically moved his head left and right.
An old lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot, and asked the owner if she could buy it. The owner said, “Heck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me - you do not want that parrot!”
She said, “I can teach it good manners.”
But, when she got home the parrot said a bad word, so she put it in the freezer for 10 seconds.
She took it out and said, “Did you learn your lesson?” It said another bad word so she put it back in for 30 seconds. She took it out and asked if it learned its lesson yet.
The parrot said “Brr... Yes, I learned my lesson, but, what did the chicken do?”
