The jury, somewhat surprised, all looked eagerly. A minute passes. Nothing happens....
A person is on trial for murder. There is strong evidence indicating guilt; but there is no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client is guilty and that it looks like he’ll probably be convicted, resorts to a clever trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer says as he looks at his watch. “Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this court room,” he says and he looks toward the courtroom door.
The jury, somewhat surprised, all looked eagerly. A minute passes. Nothing happens. Finally the lawyer says: ‘Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that there is reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty.”
The jury, clearly confused, retires to deliberate. A very few minutes later, the jury returns and a representative pronounces a verdict of guilty.
“But how?” inquires the lawyer. “You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door.”
Answers the representative: “Oh, we did look. But your client didn’t.”
Answering machine message:
1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines!
3: Right, just us machines, but don’t hang up! If you like, you can leave your name and telephone number...
4: ...and a message! You forgot about the message!
5: Right. Leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message after you hear the beep, and we will keep track of this stuff until the real people get back.
6: ...unless of course, sombody pulls out our plug!
