Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too....
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
“Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something, but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”
“Yeah, but we’re getting farther from the truck,” the other added.
Think the price of gas is expensive?
Have you seen the price of chimneys?
They are going through the roof!
Doctor: Are you still taking the cough medicine I gave you?
Patient: No, I tasted it and decided I’d rather have the cough.
A woman is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.
“This is the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He’s been caught telling unbelievable lies.”
“I’ll say he has,” the woman replies, “I don’t have a son.”
