Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks....
* A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
* You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
* Great groups from little icons grow.
* Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
* Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
* Too many clicks spoil the browse.
* The geek shall inherit the earth.
* A chat has nine lives.
* Don’t byte off more than you can view.
* Fax is stranger than fiction
* Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.
* Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice.
A psychiatrist’s secretary walked into his study and said, “There’s a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he’s invisible.”
The psychiatrist responded, “Tell him I can’t see him.”
Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
“Oh, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath,
“You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost!
What are you doing working here so late at night?”
“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
