One boy answers, “We found a £10 note and decided to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a £10 note and decided to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys looked at each other then gave the £10 note to the teacher.
Three lawyers are zooming around a country road when they lose control and hit the back of a gravedigger’s truck.
The gravedigger pull himself out of his truck and he’s okay, but the lawyers are kind of messed up so he buries them right there on spot and calls Sheriff.
“Sheriff,” he says. “Terrible accident I just had. Three lawyers in it. They were all dead so I buried them.”
“What?” The Sheriff exclaims. “You went ahead and buried them already? Are you sure they were dead?”
The gravedigger shrugs, “Well, they said they wasn’t, but you know how those fellas lie.”
Fred came home from university in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?”
“No, of course not,” his mother replied. “Why would you think such a thing?”
Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. There was no match with any of his relatives and strong matches with a family who lived the other aide of the city.
Perturbed, his mother called his dad. “Honey, Fred has done a DNA test and.. and.. I don’t know how to say this but he may not be our son.”
“Well, obviously!” he replied.
“What do you mean?”
“It was your idea in the first place,” her husband continued. “Remember that first night at the hospital when the baby kept screaming and crying? And you asked me to change him? I picked a good one, I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred.”
