A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head...
Patient 1: ‘Why did you run away from the operation table?’
Patient 2: ‘The nurse was repeatedly saying ‘don’t get nervous’, ‘don’t be afraid’, ‘be strong’, ‘this is a small operation only’, and things like that.’
Patient 1: ‘So what was wrong in that? Why were you so afraid?’
Patient 2: ‘She was talking to the surgeon!’
19 had fight with 20 ... and 21.
I would tell a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I gave away all my batteries today ... free of charge.
I had a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
I stayed up all night wondering where the Sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.
Mountain aren’t just funny, their hill areas.
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, “What are you staring at?”
“A spider,” he replies.
“I don’t see anything,” she says.
“Oh, it must have fallen on your head,” he said calmly.
The wife jumps up screaming...
The man says, “While you’re up, can you get me another drink?”
