You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it. What is it?
A psychiatrist’s secretary walked into his study and said, “There’s a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he is invisible.”
The psychiatrist responded, “Tell him I can’t see him.”
Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man’s father is my father’s son. Who is the man?
Answer: The man is my son.
How far can a person run into the woods?
Answer: Halfway. After that, he is running out of the woods.
You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it. What is it?
Answer: A lawsuit
I have keys, but no locks. I have space, but no room. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?
Answer: A computer keyboard
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Answer: A candle.
If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer no poisonous?
Which letter is silent in the word “scent” – “s” or “c”?
Every time you clean something, you make something else dirty.
If you replace “w” with “t” in what, where, and when, you get the answer to each of them.
