A frightened man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!
A frightened man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”
“Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.”
“I will. I’m just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.”
An experienced nurse doesn’t wear a name badge for liability reasons.
An experienced nurse does not want anyone to know they are a nurse.
An experienced nurse checks the caller ID before answering the phone.
An experienced nurse knows to use that energy only to befriend the cafeteria cooks, pharmacists, and discharge planner!
An experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride along with a senior officer to learn the ropes. On his first day the pair came across the body of a famous politician who had been shot 30 times and set on fire. The rookie looked at his senior partner and said, "This is obviously murder."
To which the partner replied, "Could also be a suicide. Just depends on who killed him."
