It was a disastrous year for the farmers. The snow fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand....
A man is bragging about his new hearing aid. “It’s the best I’ve ever had,” he says. “It cost $3,000.”
His friend asks, “What kind is it?”
He says, “Half past four!”
After an MCAT exam, a father asks his son, “How did it go, son?”
The young man, looking rather reproachful, replied, “It went well, Dad. In fact, it went so well that I will retake it again next year.”
It was a disastrous year for the farmers. The snow fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand.
“It must have been terrible,” said the government man to a farmer. “All that snow.”
“Could have been worse,” calmly answered the farmer. “My neighbour had more snow than me.”
“How’s that?” asked the government man.
“More land,” replied the farmer.
