Three men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies....
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied the man. “OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer. “But it’s only $500,” replied the man. “Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”
Three men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.
A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man.
“I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”.
A mom texts, “Hi Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He texts back,
“I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.”
The mom texts him, “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister, love you too.”
