Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump...
It’s been nice gnawing you.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse replies, “Sure.”
Grownups never ask me what my third favourite reptile is.
A man walks into a lawyer’s office and asks, “How much do you charge?”
The lawyer says, “$5,000 for three questions.”
“Wow, that’s pretty expensive, isn’t it?” the man asks.
“Yes,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s your third question?”
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
