Animal jokes

• What did the beaver say to the tree?

It’s been nice gnawing you.

• What did the beaver say to the tree?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.

• A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Hey.”

The horse replies, “Sure.”

• I like having conversations with kids.

Grownups never ask me what my third favourite reptile is.

A man walks into a lawyer’s office and asks, “How much do you charge?”

The lawyer says, “$5,000 for three questions.”

“Wow, that’s pretty expensive, isn’t it?” the man asks.

“Yes,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s your third question?”

Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?

Because she will let it go.