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By US Desk
27 September, 2019

He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English speaking French man....

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A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada and started to chew it.

He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English speaking French man.

Frenchman: In Canada, what do you do with your used tires?

Canadian: We send them to France to get turned into paper plates.

French man: What do you do with your used plastic bags?

Canadian: (After blowing a huge bubble) We send them to France to get turned into picket fences. Hey, what do you do with your used crazy glue?

French man: We send it to Canada to get turned into bubble gum!

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