Results showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.....
Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”
Son: “On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8.”
Father: “So?”
Son: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8.
And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”
The local college just announced the end of a scientific study.
Results showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf...
I haven’t heard from him since
Compiled by Usama Rasheed
