What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into another sea creature?
Q: Why did the crab never share?
A: Because he’s shellfish
When a hawk falls off a branch. Well, this is hawkward.
Panda madness - this is pandamonium!
Q: What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into another sea creature?
A: I didn’t do it on porpoise
Hippo 1: You’re fat.
Hippo 2: That’s very hippo-critical.
Q: What did the baby elephant ask his mom before they left for vacation?
A: “Can I borrow a suitcase? I only have a little trunk.”
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?
A: Bison
Q: What would bears be without Bees?
A: Ears
What do you mean I’m not a bear? I have all of the koalafications!
Compiled by Usama Rasheed
