I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure.....
I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until ... “Heck,” he continued, “you have a better chance of dying from the ?anesthesia than the surgery itself.”
During training exercises, the Lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel.
“Your car stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. “Yours is.”
