A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up....
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.
“Wow, this is great!” he thought. It wasn’t long before he came to a hedge and after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight - lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.
“Hey!” he called. “I’m a rabbit from the laboratory and I’ve just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?”
“Yes, come and join us!” they cried.
“What else do you wild rabbits do?” the lab rabbit asked.
“Well,” one of them said, “you see that field there? It’s got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.”
This, he couldn’t resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, “What else do you do?”
“You see that field there? It’s got lettuce growing in it. We eat that as well.”
The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full.
“It’s fantastic out here in the world,” he told them.
“So are you going to live with us then?” one of them asked.
“I’m sorry, I had a great time but I can’t.”
The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. “Why? We thought you liked it here.”
“I do,” the rabbit replied. “But I must get back to the lab. I’m dying for a cigarette.”
The middle-aged man was visibly shaken when his doctor disclosed that he had only six months to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up.
The doctor suggested that he should get his “house in order”, make sure his Will is current and all final arrangements are in place for the funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life, to the fullest.
“What will you do for the last six months?” asked the doctor.
His patient thought for a few minutes then replied, “I think I’ll go and stay with my mother-in-law.”
Surprised by the answer, the doctor asked, “Of all people, why in the would you want to stay with your mother-in-law?”
“Because it’ll be the longest six months of my life.”
Compiled by Usama Rasheed
