Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.....
If men ran the world
Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
Valentine’s Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
Garbage would take itself out.
The only show opposite “Saturday Night Football” would be “Sunday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle”.
Tanks would be far easier to rent.
When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine.
Cop: “You know how fast you were going?”
You: “All I know is I was spilling my drink all over the place.”
Cop: “Nice one, that’s $10.00 off.”
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.
Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said “You’re #1”.
When your wife really needed to talk to you during the game, she’d appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to “I love you”.
The funniest guy in the office would get to be the CEO.
At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
Hallmark would make “Sorry, what was your name again?” cards.
