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COMIC RELIEF

By Usama Rasheed
Fri, 12, 17

It’s wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally....

                                                           


                                                                   A huge gaffe

It’s wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked here e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

PS: Sure is hot down here.

                                              Getting panhandling

                                                          strategy sorted

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers who beg in different areas of the town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

One day, Carlos asked Jose: “I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?”

“Look at your sign, what does it say?” replies Jose.

Carlos’ sign reads: “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”

Jose says: “No wonder you only get $2-3.”

Carlos says: “So what does your sign say then?”

Jose shows Carlos his sign - it reads: “I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico.”

Compiled by Usama Rasheed