Not long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore.
Never try this!
Not long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home. When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone: “As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!” Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter. Through teary eyes, she read: “I could see your feet, stupid! I am going out to buy bread.”
The soldier
strikes back!
Asoldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you - please keep your photo and return the others.”
A blonde’s thing
A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life. She’s never had any prior lessons or training. As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away. Immediately the girl realises she’s not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse. She pulls on the horse’s mane, grabs the saddle, but realises it’s of no use. Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump off the horse but as she does, her foot gets entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse. Her head is hitting the ground...thump...thump...thump...over and over again. Just as she is about to lose consciousness, the store manager unplugs the horse.
