Raven (@CloudxRaven): People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad....
Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix): I put my phone in airplane mode and it crashed.
Tyler (@BalloonFlavour): First date idea: we hold each other and sob.
Raven (@CloudxRaven): People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad.
Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux): If my calculations are correct, fingers crossed, I should be able to retire at the age of 94 and live QUITE comfortably for the 2 days I’ll have left.
Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1): Songs are such a rip off. They just repeat material and call it a chorus. Imagine if books did that. “Here comes Chapter 2 again. You know the words!”
Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): Checking social media is like opening the fridge for the 1,000th time and there’s still nothing good in it.
Shannon (@gardengirl125): Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.
Q: Why was the singer stuck out on the porch?
A: Because he had the wrong key.
Q: How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: Why did the singer climb a ladder?
A: She wanted to reach the high notes.
Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
A: To try and get away from the noise.
Q: Why was music coming from the printer?
A: The paper was jamming.
Q: What are a pianist and a sports fan both interested in?
A: The score.
Q: What kind of music is best for packaging purple vegetables?
A: Beatboxing.
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
