Philipp Kostelecky (@CheeseCakePCK): I just googled “why do we call it gaslighting?
Philipp Kostelecky (@CheeseCakePCK): I just googled “why do we call it gaslighting?” and Google said “we don’t call it gaslighting, you’re acting really crazy right now”.
Neil Renic (@NC_Renic): Before PhD: I don't know.
During PhD: That is beyond the scope of my current knowledge.
After PhD: I don't know.
WJ Reid (@WJReid3): I'm less a smoke show and more of a fire sale.
Trash Jones (@jzux): Never kill yourself The American healthcare system will do it for you.
Adam (@adamgreattweet): Celebrating Hanukkah the way the Lord intended by treating myself to half-priced Christmas candy.
Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38): Let’s make not asking people their New Year’s resolutions 2025’s number one New Year’s resolution.
Q: Why do you need a jeweler on New Year's Eve?
A: To ring in the new year.
Q: What's a spider's New Year's resolution?
A: To spend less time on the web.
Q: What do you call someone who says they know all the words to ‘Auld Lang Syne’?
A: A liar.
Q: Why did the chef start fixing breakfast at midnight on New Year’s Eve?
A: He wanted to make a New Year's toast!
Q: What do you call always wanting a date for New Year’s Eve?
A: Social security.
Q: What is an easy way to keep a New Year's resolution to read more?
A: Watch television with subtitles.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year's Eve?
A: Because 9, 8, 7 ...
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” – Joey Adams
