Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10...
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Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10.
When he opens his eyes, he sees Newton sitting right in front of him with a piece of chalk in his hand. He’s sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to a side.
“Ah,” Einstein exclaims, “found you, Pascal!”
Heisenberg is driving with Schrödinger as his passenger when they are pulled over. The cop walks up and asks Heisenberg if he knows how fast he was going, and Heisenberg says “No, but I know exactly where I am”. So then the cop asks to search the car, and as he’s checking out the back he opens the trunk and says “Hey, did you know you have a dead cat in here?” Exasperated, Schrödinger replies “Well, great, now we do!“
Two scientists walk into a restaurant. The waiter asks them what they’d like.
The first scientist says, “I’ll have an H2O please”.
The second scientist says “I’ll have an H2O too please.” He died.
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