Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO): Donald J. Trump is the 47th President of the United States.....
U.S. presidential election
* Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO): Donald J. Trump is the 47th President of the United States.
Cry harder, Hollywood.
* Michael Loiacono (@micky1411): To Oprah Winfrey, Robert De Niro, Cher, Ms. Kelce, Mr. Swift, Rob Reiner, Bruce, JBJ, Cardi B, Beyoncé, Julia Roberts, Lady Gaga, LeBron James, Harrison Ford, JLo, Arnold, Bad Bunny, and every other “star” who thinks their endorsement means anything: good morning to you.
* Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters): Hey our democracy may crumble but at least we know we’re definitely sexist.
Hillary sitting at home like “oh so it wasn’t personal.”
* Caleb Synan (@calebsynan): Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first two men got beat by Roseanne.
* Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau): Ultimately the important thing is we’ll learn absolutely nothing from this.
* Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack): Guys, let's make it the best End of America ever!
Q: Why do thieves never target politicians’ homes?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What’s the difference between death and taxes?
A: Congress doesn’t meet every year to make death worse.
Q: Why can’t you let a politician on a plane?
A: Because he’ll keep trying to destroy the other wing.
Q: What’s the most unfair thing about American politics?
A: There are 50 choices for Miss America, but only two for the president of America.
Q: What is the hardest mythical creature to find?
A: The honest politician who listens and cares.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.” – Ernest Benn
