Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux):: To my high school classmates who voted me “most likely to succeed”, I have some devastating news…
* Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux):: To my high school classmates who voted me “most likely to succeed”, I have some devastating news…
* Meghan (@deloisivete): Hey babe, are you my 47th open browser tab, because you are not responding.
* Hollie Harris (@allholls): A haunted house, but it’s a room full of husbands and kids asking “What’s for dinner?” over and over.
* Alexius (@Alexius_sc2): The microplastics in me acknowledge and honour the microplastics in you.
* Jesse Case (@jessecase): The Harris campaign should just lean into the crazy. Say there IS a giant weather-gun, but Mexico built it with all the money they saved from not building the wall, like Trump promised. The “absolutely insane” vote is a winnable demographic.
* Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith): “Go ad-free on X” – aren’t you guys doing a pretty good job of that already?
* Erika (@yeeeerika): OMG hey quick question when does it get better?
When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in the movie theater, he walked over and whispered, “Sorry sir, but you are allowed only one seat.” The man moaned but didn’t budge.
“Sir,” the usher said more loudly, “if you don’t move, I’ll have to call the manager.” The man moaned again but stayed where he was.
The usher left and returned with the manager, who, after several attempts at dislodging the fellow, called the police.
A cop came and looked at the reclining man, then said, “All right, what’s your name, joker?” “Joe”, he mumbled. “And where are you from, Joe?” Joe responded painfully, “The balcony!”
“If you aren’t in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?” – T.S. Eliot
