Bird Eckler (@Birdeckler): For something that has been a part of me for nearly my entire life, I have almost no control over what my hair is doing at any given time....
* Ella (@blondehotcoffee): I’m on here risking future employment for 6 likes.
* Bird Eckler (@Birdeckler): For something that has been a part of me for nearly my entire life, I have almost no control over what my hair is doing at any given time.
* Adam (@adamgreattweet): The greatest trick my dog ever learned was convincing me that I’m actually her emotional support animal.
* Marissa (@michimama75): Me: *making tea*
Also me 6 minutes later: What the hell is that whistling sound?!
* Meghan (@deloisivete): My 6-year-old loves to build things out of cardboard boxes, so I'm really doing him a favor with all this online shopping.
* Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): They banned plastic straws before assault rifles.
Q Why did the track runner quit the team?
A: Because he faced too many hurdles.
Q: Why did the baseball player go to prison?
A: He stole second base.
Q: What did the coach say to the volleyball team?
A: You guys need to bump up your game!
Q: Why did the soccer ball go to therapy?
A: It was feeling deflated.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Q: What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music?
A; Swing music.
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle win the race?
A: Because it was two-tired.
Q: Why did the tennis player stop playing tennis?
A: Because he realized it was just a racket.
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“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” – Oscar Wilde
