Ian Hyland (@HylandIan): Surely anyone who buys an Oasis ticket for any night apart from the opening night is taking a bit of a risk....
Oasis reunion
* Ian Hyland (@HylandIan): Surely anyone who buys an Oasis ticket for any night apart from the opening night is taking a bit of a risk.
* Darrell Clarke (@CadWMC): If I don’t get Oasis tickets, I’m going to spend the next 12 months tweeting both brothers a list of every bad thing they’ve said about each other to encourage another fall out.
If I don’t get to see it, no one else gets to see it either.
* Ray Bradshaw (@comedyray): Taylor Swift did a presale only for fans who bought her last album. Oasis are doing the same but instead of buying an album you need to prove you haven’t spoken to your brother in five years.
* Cethan Leahy (@CethanLeahy): There is a lot of “only over 40s should be allowed to go to Oasis” types going around considering they will have to rely on their children’s well-honed Ticketmaster skills to even dream of getting a seat.
Mitten d’Amour (@MittenDAmour): Blur should launch comeback gigs on the exact same dates as Oasis to really give it that authentic 90s vibe.
Ned Hartley (@NedHartley): If you never liked Oasis, or more daringly, thought they were boring, it is VITALLY important that you tell everyone. This is something that people NEED to know. Crush their joy. Everything must always and forever be about you.
Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.”
The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies.
A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice.
The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.”
“What’s the bad news?”
“The bad news is that you’re pitching on Wednesday.”
“Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.” – Coco Chanel
