At an airport, a rather haggard looking mom walked into the customs area with eight children, all under age 10.....
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At an airport, a rather haggard looking mom walked into the customs area with eight children, all under age 10. Collecting their many suitcases, the nine of them entered the cramped room. A young official watched the large entourage in disbelief.
‘’Ma’am,’’ he said, ‘’do all these children and this luggage belong to you?’’
‘’Yes, sir,’’ the lady said with a sigh, ‘’they’re all mine.’’The customs agent began his interrogation: ‘’Ma’am, do you have any weapons, contraband, or drugs in your possession?’’
‘’Sir,’’ she calmly answered, ‘’if I’d had any of those items, I would have used them by now.‘’
“Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
