I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places....
* I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
* What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Rad-ish.
* I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
* Worrying works! Case in point: 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
* My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate. I told them, “Just you wait!”
* I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know which comes first.
* I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I am OK.
* I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He told me they all look that way and I should have left it in the garden.
Yeshiva University had a rowing team, and every meet they came in dead last. Meet after meet, last, last, last. It was horrible. So they decided to send a spy to Harvard to see how they trained.
When the spy returned from Harvard the entire team gathered around to hear the report. “Well,” said the spy, “Up there at Harvard, they have eight guys rowing, and only one guy yelling.”
Two men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?” The other man yells, “You are on the other side of the river!”
One day, a mom noticed that when her son was logging onto a favorite website he typed a very long password.
She asked him what it was, and he replied: “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto.” She asked him why he would use such a password. “Because,” he explained, “it says your password has to have at least four characters.
