Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe): When Facebook reminds me of an old post, the thing I always find surprising is that I used to post on Facebook....
* Rainn Wilson (@rainnwilson): Q: How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: What are you talking about? The lightbulb is fine.
* Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe): When Facebook reminds me of an old post, the thing I always find surprising is that I used to post on Facebook.
* Katy Perry (@katyperry): Just found out that the North Star is not even the brightest star. It’s the 50th brightest star to be exact. Dang, that’s some great PR.
* Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle): On the plus side, recently, a lot easier to tell who’s a psychopath.
“Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder, and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.” – Anonymous
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, U.S.A., they decided to send it to the President of the United States. The president was so touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $20 bill, thinking this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted when he received the mail with the $20 and sat down to write a thank you note to the Lord. It said:
Dear Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C., and as usual, those jerks deducted $80.
