I would leave Twitter for Threads but I would miss the digital hurricane of toxic outrage, judgmental finger pointing, and unsubstantiated conspiracies....
COMIC RELIEF
Rainn Wilson (@rainnwilson): I would leave Twitter for Threads but I would miss the digital hurricane of toxic outrage, judgmental finger pointing, and unsubstantiated conspiracies.
Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff): Who is the auteur of a film? The director? In many instances, yes. The producer? Sometimes. The writer? Ha! Don’t I wish, but rarely. In the case of The Flash, which involves talented folks from all those disciplines, the auteur is the corporate boardroom.
Mark Russell (@Manruss): Weird to think that in two years Trump will either be in prison or dictator of the United States.
Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais): I know that the world seems a bit mental at the moment, but I’m optimistic that it will all turn out ok when humanity is wiped out.
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For sale by owner: complete set of encyclopaedia Britannica.
45 Volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
Reason for sale: No longer required. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
For sale: soccer ball.
Signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter”.
$75.
Lost: mind.
Last seen before wife and kids.
Any info please call [number].
For sale: used tombstone.
Perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel.
One only.
Call ph. [number].
“The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that’s laughter. The moment it arises, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.” – Mark Twain
