But even worse, somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, “Congratulations on your new location.”
COMIC RELIEF
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. The flowers arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card: “Rest in Peace.” The owner was annoyed, and called to complain. “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, and sorry you were offended,” said the florist. “But even worse, somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, “Congratulations on your new location.”
Frank Sinatra was dining out one night when a high school lad came up to his table.
“Mr. Sinatra,” said the teenage boy, “my name is Bernie Rosenberg. Would you please do me a favour?”
“What kind of favour?” Sinatra asked.
“Well, I’m here with my girl and I want to make a good impression on her. I certainly would appreciate it if you would drop by my table and say ‘Hi, Bernie!’”
“OK, kid, I’ll try,” said the singer, smiling.
A little later he dropped by the boy’s table, and said, “Hi, Bernie!”
The boy looked up at him and snapped, “Don’t bother me now, Frankie. Can’t you see I’m busy?”
