“Actually,” he replies, “I think you should put more of your speeches into the fire!”
COMIC RELIEF
The politician says to his friend, “My popularity is waning. Do you think I should put more fire into my speeches?”
“Actually,” he replies, “I think you should put more of your speeches into the fire!”
Paw-don me, but are you fur real?!
Looking good, feline good
You’re the cat’s pawjamas
Live long and pawsper
Meow you doin’?
I’ve got felines for you
Best furiends furever
I’m a total cat purrson
With the right catitude, anything is pawsible
You’re purrfect just the way you are
Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid. The mermaid offered them one wish each. The first fisherman said, “Double my I.Q.” So, the mermaid did it and to his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare.
Then the second fisherman said, “Triple my I.Q.” And sure enough, the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn’t know existed.
The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q. The mermaid said, “Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life, so don’t be greedy!” The fisherman said “Yes.”
So, the mermaid turned him into a woman.
