The programmer said, ‘In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit’s package.’
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer, ‘And what starting salary were you looking for?’
The programmer said, ‘In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit’s package.’
The HR Person said, ‘Well, what would you say to a package of 5-week vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company Corvette leased every 2 years?”
The programmer sat up straight and said, ‘Wow!!! Are you kidding?’
The HR Person replied, ‘Certainly, ...but you started it.’
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr. Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: ‘What is the usual tip?’
‘Well,’ replied the youth, ‘this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.’
‘Is that so?’ snorted Mr. Smith. ‘Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here’s five dollars.’
‘Thanks,’ replied the youth, ‘I’ll put this in my school fund.’
‘What are you studying in school?’ asked Larry.
The lad smiled and said: ‘Applied psychology.’
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.
Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.
He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, ‘Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy - Either way, you get your dog back!’
