The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time....
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, ‘Why are these penguins in your truck?’
The man replied, ‘These are my penguins. They belong to me.’
‘You need to take them to the zoo,’ the policeman said.
The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. ‘I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!’the officer said.
‘I did,’ the man replied. ‘And today I’m taking them to the beach.’
A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day.
Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day.
The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read: ‘For best results, put on two coats.’
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. The man watched the game in astonishment for a while.
‘I can hardly believe my eyes!’ he said. ‘That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.’
‘He’s not so smart,’ the friend replied. ‘I’ve beaten him three games out of five.’
