Kate Middleton ‘spinning all those plates simultaneously’ is ‘almost superhuman’

Kate Middleton has been dubbed ‘superhuman’ for her ability to ‘spin all those plates simultaneously'.

These claims were issued by a close uncle of Kate Middleton, who started off by saying, “I don't think you could pretend to be anything you're not when you're in the spotlight for a never-ending period of time. The cracks would show.”

According to the Daily Mail, Kate's uncle added, “In a way, I think she has become a conduit between the old-school monarchy and modern life as most of us experience it.”

“I love the fact that Charlotte is turning out to be Kate's mini-me, while George took his role as page so seriously – a straighter back you won't ever see – and Louis is proving to be the mischief maker in the family.”

“How Kate manages to spin all those plates simultaneously, with the eyes of the world on her, is almost superhuman.”