* Kip Conlon (kipconlon): Now before I get started helping your friend here, a little background on why we call it “CPR.”
* Luna (_fey1111): Why is being alive so expensive. I'm not even having a good time.
* Eden Dranger (Eden_Eats): The sole purpose of a potato masher is to prevent you from opening a drawer.
* Annie Hatfield (AnneHatfieldVO): In my experience, it's better to make other people suffer for your art.
* Cameron Bradford (camerobradford): I like to think of my personality as sort of the PR department of my inner life.
* Keara Sullivan (superkeara): Obsessed with people who think that blocking someone proves that they really got under your skin. Like it’s really not that serious, I just find your vibe rude and annoying!!
* Adam (adamgreattweet): Fall is all fun and games until you remember the Sun’s going to be setting at 3 PM in a few weeks.
* Viktor Winetrout (Cpin42): What your tweet failed to consider is me, a complete stranger with bad opinions.
An old television star whose show had been on for years and was recently cancelled ran into a news reporter on the street.
“Do you personally answer the hundreds of letters of adoration that have been pouring into the studio everyday demanding that your show be renewed?” asked the reporter.
“Goodness no!” replied the actor, “I hardly have time to write them.”
“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.” – Augustine of Hippo